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Cognitive Dissonance

Episode 522: Spa Day

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.84.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week Kansas: Man drank cleaning product over weekend. Trump floated idea False belief poison cures virus kills over 700 in Iran UK police seek person dressing as plague doctor Coronavirus / 15 hrs North Fond du Lac man accused of using stolen underwear to set fires Owner of Fatte's Pizza in Atascadero robs Fatte's Pizza in Paso Robles at gunpoint, police say Puma's Latest Trainers Go Viral As They Look Like Adolf Hitler Jose Canseco is worried Bigfoot may have coronavirus Conn. Man Allegedly Breaks Into Closed Restaurant and Spends 4 Days Eating, Drinking Its Supplies Bing disables "trending" feature after wildly inappropriate results

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.

0:07.0

Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.

0:15.0

The explicit tag is there for a reason.

0:30.0

Recording live from across the great divide of glory holes, this is Cognitive Disnance.

0:47.0

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism

0:52.0

and irreverence.

0:53.0

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

0:58.0

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome mat.

1:04.0

This is episode 522 and we are continuing our dissent into madness and our trend to not follow you there.

1:15.0

Continuing with lighter hearted stories.

1:19.0

Sometimes general, mostly, mostly.

1:23.0

It's just, see, I will say, I'm trolling around looking for like,

1:29.0

Trolala, funny, ha ha, light hearted story.

1:31.0

And even in the offbeat section on Reddit, a lot of the stories, they have this dystopian flair to them.

1:42.0

Before this began, it would be something like an alligator, drove a bulldozer onto a golf course.

1:50.0

And now it's stuff like, the president says shine a light on your bakery.

1:57.0

What?

1:58.0

What?

1:59.0

What's happening?

2:00.0

What's happening?

2:01.0

Amazing.

2:02.0

All right, let me tell a story before we get started.

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