Episode 521: Meat Singles In Your Area

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week Special Report: Former Labradoodle breeder was tapped to lead U.S. pandemic task force Large group busted for meat market theft after leaving 'trail of meat' behind 6 tourists were found self-isolating in a cave near an Indian town made famous by The Beatles after running out of money for hotels Testicles may make men more vulnerable to coronavirus: study Kenya governor adds bottles of Hennessy to coronavirus care packages Florida man tried to use fake 'COVID-19' sign to dodge arrest, sheriff says Man Who Bought $10,000 Worth of Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Denied Refund Police say 'commander' of Neo-Nazi group linked to planned attack on CNN was only 13 years old Sex toy sales are skyrocketing because of social distancing Kenneth Copeland REMIX! https://youtu.be/m2s0nB2VPvs

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live!
0:40.0	From split glory holes, that's a double-dick glory hole for those interested this is Cognitive
0:48.0	Disnance.
0:49.0	Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking, skepticism,
0:54.0	and irreverence, and particularly irreverence.
0:57.0	Too any topic that makes the news makes it big or makes us mad.
1:01.0	It's skeptical.
1:03.0	It's political, and there is.
1:05.0	No welcome at this episode.
1:07.0	521.
1:10.0	See, this is a whole new pandemic, buddy.
1:12.0	So far so good.
1:14.0	You know, can't complain.
1:15.0	Oh, man.
1:20.0	Go anywhere nice recently.
1:22.0	I did go to the store the other day, and I had a realization I was at the store.
1:28.0	I was walking through, and most of the stuff was there.
1:31.0	There was, you know, for the most part, things were there.
1:34.0	I got my first, since everything started, I got my first pack of toilet paper, which I was excited about.
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