Episode 520: N95 Pants
Cognitive Dissonance
Tom Curry
4.8 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2020
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:15.4 | Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended. |
| 0:21.1 | The explicit tag is there for a reason. |
| 0:30.0 | Recording live from Charmin headquarters, this is, no it's not, this is kind of this. |
| 0:52.1 | Problem is you can't squeeze each other now. |
| 0:54.4 | That's the way. |
| 0:58.4 | Oh man. |
| 1:02.6 | It's a socially distant hug. |
| 1:05.1 | What does that even look like? |
| 1:06.7 | It's like the Christian side hug, it's just like six feet apart. |
| 1:11.4 | Six feet apart. |
| 1:12.4 | It's like an air high five for your cross the room and you give someone a high five from |
| 1:17.5 | across there. |
| 1:18.5 | What you got to do is come up with like an air fancy complicated handshake, like one |
| 1:22.0 | of those like really difficult multi-step handshake. |
| 1:25.5 | Yeah, where it looks like you're playing ping pong with yourself. |
| 1:29.2 | Those are amazing. |
| 1:30.4 | Those are amazing. |
| 1:31.4 | This fucking semiforrel. |
| 1:32.4 | It's like some fucking flag. |
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