Hello, everyone and welcome back to another episode of the reality is I'm back from Paris with my dear friend Amanda Hunt.

It does sound like I went with you, didn't it?

I freaking wish.

I've never been to Paris.

And I was saying jokes about it before we were recording.

But I would love to go to Paris.

I went to the Paris of the United States, New York City, home of the pizza rat. Thank you.

I got back yesterday. We're tired. Exhausted. Yeah. Actually, it's the same flight time,

seven hours. So, wow. I also, I'm trying to get pregnant and I've been nauseous all day and I was like, okay, baby,

it's starting.

Nope, not pregnant, just old.

Okay.

So that's tough.

That's tough.

That was a tough negative pregnancy test because I was also like, oh, God, if I'm

pregnant, this is a bad part. This will be bad.

If I'm going to feel like this for nine months, I'm about to feel so bad. And they said that to my mom,

and she was like, you probably will feel bad. So. Yeah. I'm so glad your mom said it because I was

about to say the exact same thing. Yeah. I like, buckle up. It's a crap ride. And then you go through it and then while you're going through it, you're like, I'm not fucking doing this again.

And then you do it a second time.

And then you're like, oh, I had forgotten.

And then you, you know, then you're like me and you just get your tubes removed.

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