Episode 519: Hair of the Dog

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week Ammon Bundy and other far-right extremists in Idaho vow to defy GOP governor's social distancing order: report 'Death is a welcomed friend': Pastor calls on Christians to defy coronavirus lockdown — even if it kills them Trump says he will 'look at' pardoning Tiger King's Joe Exotic Why Hasn't Trump Ordered the Military to 'Seize All Abortion Clinics' and Outlaw Pornography? Rick Wiles Blames Jews Curt Landry Says Any Coronavirus Vaccine 'Is From the Pit of Hell' Rick Wiles Says Bill Gates Is 'Building Lucifer's Antichrist System' by Supporting Vaccine Technology https://chicagovirus.com/

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0:15.4	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:21.1	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live from two different glory holes.
0:50.4	Ask to ask.
0:52.4	A little requiem for a dream reference.
0:57.0	For those of you living in a dystopia night, that's actually like an uplifting movie now.
1:02.7	I know.
1:04.0	When I watch, when I watch, when I watch, Requiem for a dream, it's not even a fucking dark
1:11.1	comedy anymore.
1:12.1	The whole time.
1:13.1	I show that to my five year old and he fell asleep.
1:15.8	The whole time everybody comes near each other.
1:17.7	I'm like social distance people, social distance.
1:20.4	You can't go ask to ask social distance.
1:24.6	It's a six foot long double.
1:27.2	It's that's the problem is exactly six feet.
1:31.5	You're just like, oh, oh, man, don't this.
1:35.9	One point somebody's flipping through the air because nobody's holding on to it.
1:39.4	Amazing.
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