Episode 516: I Know a Pandemic When I See One

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Stories From The Week 'It's Totally Ad Hoc': Why America's Virus Response Looks Like a Patchwork Coronavirus: saltwater spray infects 46 church-goers in South Korea Trump Calls for National Day of Prayer Amid Coronavirus Pandemic 'Depraved': Trump Reportedly Offered German Firm 'Large Sum' for Exclusive Rights to Coronavirus Vaccine Mitch McConnell Criticized for Calling Coronavirus Bill 'Urgent' Priority After Leaving DC for the Weekend 'Shut this president up right now': Sanders lashes out at Trump's 'blabbering' response to coronavirus Video emerges showing Trump talking about cutting pandemic team in 2018, despite saying last week 'I didn't know about it'

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Disnance is brought to you by our patrons, you fucking rock.
0:07.0	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart, or the easily offended.
0:15.0	The explicit tag is there for a reason.
0:30.0	Recording live.
0:40.0	Kind of half from half the epicenter of the apocalypse.
0:46.0	Glory holds two to you.
0:48.0	This is Cognitive Disnance.
0:51.0	Every episode we blast anyone to get to know our way.
0:54.0	We bring critical thinking, skepticism and irreverence to any topic that makes the news.
0:59.0	Makes it big or makes us mad.
1:02.0	There's a lot that's going to happen.
1:05.0	It's skeptical.
1:06.0	It's political.
1:08.0	And this is the first horseman of the apocalypse.
1:12.0	Which one is that?
1:14.0	That's a pestilence.
1:15.0	That pestilence.
1:16.0	Okay.
1:17.0	So I think, I think what, if anything, what we have now, this episode 516 guys, there may be a 517.
1:24.0	I think what we know now is the order of operations for the horses.
1:28.0	Yeah.
1:29.0	Right.
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