May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

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Rubber gloves have touched so much dirty stuff and the only way to put on rubber gloves is to touch the rubber gloves so then you take the dirty stuff

that the rubber gloves are living with and then you put them on your fingers and then you stuff them into rubber and then you sweat and then it all goes in your skin so you're basically much worse off than if you use your mouth.

Adrift with Jeff Lloyd and Annabel Port. Hello, summertime and the living is easy. I just wanted to say off the bat that the podcasts at the

the podcasts at the moment are a wee bit shorter

than they tend to be and the reason for this is basically we're stockpiling them so I am away a bit

in August and we thought should we do what we did with the old radio show just go away and not have a podcast and people used to winge about that

or shall we like double up a few weeks and get some extra ones in the in the back pocket and that's what we've done. But the sort of side effect of that is they're a little bit shorter.

Right, yeah. And you know all our topical things are out there in-of-. The topicality we had.

So I just wanted to explain that in case you're thinking you're being short changed.

You are being short changed.

Yes, yeah.

However, better than nothing. That's it better than nothing. So good.

Let's start talking about my relationship with the dishwasher. Okay. So it's it really is a love hate relationship in as much as I really love loading the dishwasher.

Right. And I really hate unloading the dishwasher.

Why do you love loading it?

I don't know, there's something of the jigsaw of the Tetris to it.

Right, have you got a system?

I have got a system and I think I'm really good at it.

I think I'm good at it too.

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