This podcast contains explicit language and content and is for mature audiences only.

Hey, you teenagers out there, if you're under 18, this show is more for your parents.

So now that you have that mental picture stuck in your head, put some music on and get back to doing your homework.

We are a long-time married couple who's decided to chronicle our personal adventures

and share our sex-positive discussions as we navigate our way through the swinging lifestyle.

Care to join us? Hello, everyone. I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones.

We want to welcome you to episode 51 of the We Got a Thing podcast.

Episode 51 feels like the first time

awkward lifestyle encounters. Right. So we're going to try to make this as unawkward as possible.

But yeah, awkwardness happens in the lifestyle for sure. Speaking of awkward, we are podcasting.

If you can't tell by our voices early in the morning

and we're drinking coffee instead of cocktails. I know. Somebody, I don't know if it was like in our

mewi group or our kick group said something about, you know, he's envisioning Mrs. Jones,

like being all sexy when we record it. I'm like, oh, I have

running clothes on. My hair's in a ponytail and I have no makeup on. I don't know. I think that's

sexy. Yeah, so normally not our normal podcast attire. So hopefully we can work through this

awkwardness as we talk about eventually

being awkward but in the meantime um you know we're leaving for this time next week we'll be at pearl

so the suitcases are out yeah it's official we're going yeah yeah once the suitcases are in the guest

room yeah and a special hello to

all of you who are meeting us down there those in our kick group and and even those who out

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