This is Biz, and if hosting One Bad Mother for over 10 years has taught me anything,

it's that parenting is hard and nobody gives a shit. So belly up to the low bar,

where fine is good enough and you'll never feel alone. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on One Bad Mother, it's my sister! So turn your volume down. Helen Ellis is here to

talk about her new book Kiss Me in the Coral Loud. Hello sister! Hello sister!

Okay, it is so hard for me to ask who lives in your house because I just watched a little segment

on the today show. The today show where I know who was in your house. Yes, and that was Jenna Bush.

Let me tell you, I knew I was coming, but I said I would believe it when I saw it. So like

producers came and scouted out the apartment and then I did a pre-interview and then at 8 a.m.

last Monday, three young stripping camera men showed up with about 12 huge body size bags

of camera equipment to make me look as good as I could look at 1140. A bunch of us were standing

in the living room and Jenna Bush walks into the apartment and I say sweet Jesus, Jenna Bush is

in my apartment and starts sobbing. I liked was on the zoom in the back room for work and he had

said if you need to come in just not gently and I'll turn off the screen and everyone in his office

saw a blur of hysterical life just feeding past him and peep to get the tissue box anyway.

But then I calmed myself down and it was enjoyable. So for those of you who when you follow

anytime, Helen Michelle, Helen Ellis, aka, Helen Michelle! Helen Michelle to all my readers and friends.

Right. She has a brand new book. It's out. It's out right now. By the time you're listening to this,

it's out. But oh my god, to kick off her book release, she was all about to die show.

That's only working hours. Yeah, you're in second hours.

Like 50 slots. That was the good spot after the swim dresses. Holy shit. Okay, well first a couple

of weeks ago, Jenna Bush, like yours was the very first book picked for her book club. Not

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