Hello again everybody and welcome to the birthday edition of the Jim Cornett experience. Why is it the birthday edition?

Because it's my birthday and I'm working and I'm real happy about it. And as a result, some people's feelings may get hurt today and

joining me on this

fateful journey.

Oh, why and Brian, the podcasting line, the King of the Arcadian Vanguard podcast network, Mr. Co host to you when he was born, the doctor spanked his mother, the great Brian last everybody.

Hello, how'd you like pleasure to be here once again, happy birthday?

anecdotally, I'm a musician, just looking to buck the trend, go against the grain, just throw my hair in the air, just rent a car, not return it.

Go crazy, steal money.

Well, Colin, why don't you throw your hair in the air and then follow it with your head because I just don't care.

Happy, you know, great, Brian, last you and Colin Thompson are merging onto the same list with me today, because you, how many years ago was it that I swore that I vowed that I

made a mandate to myself that I was not going to work on my birthday anymore.

And here we are, the sons barely come up on September the 17th and I'm sitting in front of this microphone, talking to, I love to people, the cult of Cornette.

But did we have to do this particularly right now? You had, you had a little rendezvous with a Russian girl named Hannah.

And as a result, we're doing this on my birthday.

Are we still doing how was your little are we still doing that bad joke? Yeah, it was Russia, Shana, one of the holiest days, anyone, the high holy days. Of course, Yom Kippur is coming up. And it was good. I enjoy it every year. I enjoy the traditions. And I did not force you to do anything today.

What we can't leave the people dangling. This is Jim Cornette experience number 500 and there's always tomorrow.

I got plumbers coming tomorrow. Plumbers all. I see. Fixing them leaks. The White House plumbers, baby. No, I got, I got water softener to be installed. You know, I'm changing everything. I've changed everything here at the castle over the past couple of years now, replaced all the air conditioners, all the furnaces, the water heaters. I put the, now we're getting the water softener. Then I've had the breaker boxes redone so we got more.

More power captain. What do you mean water softers? I know there's water softener tablets. Like I get those and I use those. What do you mean water softener? What do you do with it with a tablet? You put them in the big tub? What big tub? There's a big tub for the water softener.

That's what I'm having replaced the tub itself. The big water softener.

What do you think you're just putting salt in this fucking bucket that just came with the house and it's going to be there forever? No, the salt is the water softener. Those tablets are the water softener. The tub is just a container that facilitates the water softening action. I don't know what you're talking about, but I've got it each into the house alongside of my water heaters. And it reads why they're at each end of the house because of course of all the remodeling and additions and everything that we've done over a period of time.

You've got the you got the water softener. And it's the tank and you put the the salt pellets or bags of salt. You dump it in the tank and boom. And it softens your water. If you got the hard water, you take a shower. It'll knock you out. You'll see stars. As soon as that shit hits your scalp. That's not the way you got to soften that water up.

Well, I'll tell you what I've never once been knocked out moan home by taking a shower. I'll have you know, because I got these water softener. So that proves my point. This was all new to me a few years ago. They're like, you know, you're going to have to get water softener. Excuse me. What are you talking about soft water? Well, the water is hard. What do you even I had no idea what any of this meant? Oh, it's got all the chemicals and all of sediments and all the lead poisoning and all the the filth and decay of our urban civilization. It's funneled into our ground water.

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