This is Biz, and if hosting One Bad Mother for over 10 years has taught me anything,

it's that parenting is hard and nobody gives a shit. So belly up to the low bar,

where fine is good enough and you'll never feel alone. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on One Bad Mother, we belly up to the low bar with comedian Laurie Kill Martin

and reflect on things past. Welcome, welcome to the low bar, Laurie Kill Martin. I want to let

everybody know who Laurie is if you don't, which is ridiculous because you should at this point in

time in your life, especially if you are a max fun listener or a lover of comedian and all

things funny. Laurie Kill Martin is a stand-up comedian and Emmy-nominated WGA award-winning

comedy writer. She was a staff writer for all 11 years of Conan on TBS and has performed stand-up

on Conan, late-late show with James Corden and Comedy Central. And yeah, I'm going to read this

whole thing, everybody, because she fucking deserves it. She was a top 10 finalist on season 9 of

NBC's last comic standing and has been a guest on Mark Mirons, what the fuck? Three times. Do I

call it what the fuck or WTF? I think he calls it WTF at this point. Yeah. All right. WTF.

That's what the kids are calling it. Her first book, Shitty Mom was a New York best-time

seller. And one of the reasons we had Laurie on 10 years ago and her special 45 jokes about

my dead dad was named Vultures Top 10 Comedy Specials of 2016. And now this is the one I could

derail on forever. She appeared on episode one of Hillary Clinton's 2022 Apple TV series,

Gutsy. Fuck, you were like the Hillary. And her third album, Corset, was released in October 2021

and is out there for the getting. And Laurie was also a guest on episode two of One Bad Mother,

way back in March 2013. Welcome back, Laurie. Thank you. I think if I remember correctly, I recorded

it outside at Warner Brothers, was in a talking in a phone. I remember being at a bench and

talking to you guys because I couldn't do it in the office. Yeah. No, I believe we've had talking

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