Episode 50: Wanna handle my snake?

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2012

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Kansas pastor calls on U.S. government to kill LGBT people CHILD ABUSE: TODDLER SINGS ‘AIN’T NO HOMOS GONNA MAKE IT TO HEAVEN’ IN CHURCH Judge in ruling on blood for Jehovah's Witness cancer girl ‘Ten Commandments’ Judge Roy Moore: Secularism leads to Sharia law Splendora family finds image of Jesus in their bathroom Family counters flesh-eating bacteria with faith Indian skeptic faces 3 year prison sentence for explaining dripping crucifix Oklahoma Rape Victim Denied Emergency Contraceptives. Doctor Cites Religious Objection As Reason http://skepchick.org/2012/06/why-i-wont-be-at-tam-this-year/ A bad week for the nutritional supplements industry Serpent-handling pastor profiled earlier in Washington Post dies from rattlesnake bite Clips: Audio taken from specific news items in links above, Jesus Camp, Blue Suade, I am Woman - Helen Reddy, Quack PSA, A Few Good Men. Visit our Website at http://dissonancepod.com for all the links.

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
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0:07.8	Father, son of a Holy Spirit.
0:10.0	Um, hey God, it's me, John.
0:13.0	I know I don't pray very often, but we really, really need some rain.
0:17.6	My entire crop is like hanging by a thread here.
0:21.0	And if we don't get some God, some gosh darn rain here real soon, we are going to be screwed.
0:28.3	I hope I can say screwed.
0:30.3	Oh, hey there.
0:32.3	What, what is it that you want now?
0:35.3	Oh God, the Almighty.
0:38.3	Um, we've had this really terrible drought recently.
0:41.3	I know, I made it for y'all.
0:43.3	I thought y'all like it.
0:45.3	I thought we'd like it.
0:46.3	Who likes droughts?
0:48.3	Everybody loves droughts?
0:50.3	No, no they don't.
0:51.3	No one likes them.
0:52.3	You mean I've been making these droughts for a thousand years for nothing?
0:56.3	Maybe, look, we'd love to just get some rain down here.
0:59.3	Our crops are dying.
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