Ladies and

welcome to episode five of the Reform Pubcast

your weekly pubcast where we believe that God is great

beer is good and people are totally depraved in need

of modernistic regeneration, complete forgiveness and sins and ultimate glorification purchased

for us by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

You know that old ditty, right Tanner? I think my head just exploded. You've heard that on the old radio, the country music station though.

I'm less, hashtag, a pirate pirates life for me. I'm Tanner hashtag you're not as

geeky as I thought you were. So Tanner I took this past a week off from work

and was just chilling with the old family,

spending lots of time with the kids,

and we've, we had all kinds of cool things that we did went to a zoo and stuff like that but I think the highlight for me was that we went to the

Jensen Beach Children's Museum. You've been there right? Yes. I've seen your fake

tilt shift photography in the the train the train the train

to set up right yeah it's pretty pretty clever fake tilt shift it's pretty awesome

But when I was there we so there's like that huge pirate ship right have you seen that there there there there there's like a whole room dedicated with a cannon on it. It's amazing but so but they also have this like this little like shopping center for kids where kids can

pretend they're like shopping at publics and like getting all their food and it goes

through a checkout line and I was in I was perusing the gift shop and I saw this little hand puppet of a

pirate and he's got like the little stick attached to his arm so you can move him like a

muppet you know like actual like like gestures and stuff so I put it I put him on and

then I went over to the the public station that little shopping center and I crouched down

behind the cashier the cashier place at the kids like pretend their cashiers and I like for like half an hour acted like this this pirate on my hand was was the cashier.

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