It's time for the unexpectedles

getting so much sass today.

All right.

When last we left our heroes, panic the T-Fling Bard, Borcky, the Ork-Barberian,

Grecles, the Kanku rogue, and Task the Kobald Ranger, the party had just

completed their mission in the nocturnal timberland and slayed many a giant spider and eder cap.

Traveling into the deep road settlement and succumbing to the power of the magical dog zone

heralded by the mighty and magical pug the party completed a challenge presented by the Magical Pug and

defeated the horrible ordeal of the trial of dog. The Party then returned to the

logging camp returned to their

well-deserved rest. Soon the party discovered that their companion, Solly,

had begun to act oddly, and so the party decided to make their way

back to Alavast with utmost haste.

But upon traveling back through the woods,

the party was besieged by a gaggle of strange long-limbleached-mouth monstrosities.

After a shocking accident between Borky's lightning javelin and Panic's sweet abs,

the party collected a corpse of one of the strange monsters.

Now, they make their way back to Alavast, back home,

but what could await them?

I know I am serious and I've been repeating it for what it feels like a long time.

I am sorry, panic.

Please hire me back.

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