Episode 491 - Shrek the Third

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2020

⏱️ 122 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza rolls on as the gang reaches their, apparently annual it seems, Shrek-tacular episode—this year covering the heinous Shrek the Third! Why did we need to see Shrek's nipples multiple times? Who thought bringing Arthurian Legend into the franchise was a good idea? And why do so many animation studios feel the need to cram celebrities into minor roles, stealing voice work away from hard-working voice actors? PLUS: Shrek gets cast as Patrick Bateman over Christian Bale and the results are... something!

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Shrek the Third stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Cameron Diaz, Julie Andrews, John Cleese, Rupert Everett, Eric Idle, and Justin Timberlake; directed by Chris Miller and Raman Hui.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:07.0	Hey gang, so I'm sitting here watching the Rangers totally blow it against the devils
0:22.1	and I thought, hey, what a great time to lay down an updated tourie to let you know about
0:28.8	our upcoming dates in California.
0:30.8	You also, of course, May 18th.
0:33.0	We are at the beautiful Cobb's comedy club in San Francisco.
0:36.8	We are talking one of my favorite Star Trek for the voyage home.
0:40.4	Yes, the one with the whales, folks, the one where the jolly Scotsman talks into the computer
0:46.5	mouse as if it's a radio.
0:49.6	And then 522, May the 22nd.
0:52.7	We are back at the legendary Hollywood improv.
0:55.4	We are talking twins.
0:57.2	Yes, that's right.
0:58.0	The movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are a sperm bank brothers or something.
1:04.3	I don't really remember.
1:05.3	Danny's got a great ponytail in that movie.
1:07.5	I do remember that much.
1:09.0	And here's the deal for that.
1:10.0	Of course, low ticket alert.
1:11.6	This is your low ticket warning, folks.
1:13.4	Very few seats remain for that one.
1:17.2	Hot ticket item are returned to Los Angeles.
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