Hello and welcome to the Fizzle show.

We're like the Ninja Turtles of creating a sustainable, independent business.

I could barely get through that.

The bad guys, Shredder and his foot clan, want to get you doing sleazy things.

They want to make a bunch of money selling you, quote, secrets to business.

But the Ninja Turtles give it to you straight up with style, honesty, hunger, dedication,

and as they flex their unique fighting styles, a few inside jokes here and there.

You know the TMNT like to keep it fun.

Your host star, Corbett Barr, he's like Leonardo, the Ninja Turtle, the leader.

The other guys may talk a bigger game, but he's the only one with a weapon that can actually cut.

Yes, that's right, the samurai sword.

Caleb Wadjik, he's Donatello.

Booksmart, digs purple, can throw down on some foot clan with his long, hard, and skinny, bow staff.

And me, Chase Reeves, I'm like Michelangelo.

Lazy, undisciplined, easily distracted.

But don't let the one-liners fool you.

There's a rage monster in there ready to shell-shock the schnitzel out of shredder with his nun chuccoes.

Also, I really like pizza.

It is audience.

I'm glad that's over with.

It's audience month here at the Sparkline and the Fizzle show.

The Sparkline is our blog.

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