Episode 487 - Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2020

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, Pirate Mania finally docks for good as the gang chats about the last (for now) entry in the franchise, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales! Why does Javier Bardem's character design have to have so many weirdo things going on? What's with the wacky Barbossa timeline? And good lord with that heinous de-aging! PLUS: We finally get some actual non-paranormal pirate antics!

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales stars Johnny Depp, Javier Bardem, Geoffrey Rush, Brenton Thwaites, Kaya Scodelario, David Wenham, Stephen Graham, and Kevin McNally as Gibbs; directed by Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:07.0	Hey gang, so I'm sitting here watching the Rangers totally blow it against the devils
0:22.0	and I thought, hey, what a great time to lay down an updated tourie to let you know about
0:28.7	our upcoming dates in California.
0:30.7	You also, of course, May 18th.
0:33.0	We are at the beautiful Cobb's comedy club in San Francisco.
0:36.8	We are talking one of my favorite Star Trek for the voyage home.
0:40.3	Yes, the one with the whales, folks, the one where the jolly Scotsman talks into the computer
0:46.4	mouse as if it's a radio.
0:49.5	And then 522, May the 22nd, we are back at the legendary Hollywood improv.
0:55.3	We are talking twins.
0:57.1	Yes, that's right.
0:57.9	The movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are a sperm bank brothers or something.
1:04.2	I don't really remember.
1:05.6	Danny's got a great ponytail in that movie.
1:07.4	I do remember that much.
1:09.0	And here's the deal for that.
1:10.0	Of course, low ticket alert.
1:11.5	This is your low ticket warning, folks.
1:13.3	Very few seats remain for that one.
1:17.1	Hot ticket item are returned to Los Angeles.
1:19.9	We're excited about both of those shows.
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