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Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

Episode 485: No Tragedy Goes Unused

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Comedy, Politics, Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, News, Ben Kissel, Fernando Perez Leon, Travis Irvine

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Ben and Travis unpack the grim ways the Coronavirus is allowing the Department of Justice to expand their powers and how the $2 trillion stimulus bill benefits corporations more than the American people. Join us in donating to One Fair Wage or the Restaurant Workers’ Community Foundation to help the unemployed.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let the word go forth.

0:01.8

Who will make one?

0:02.6

Are you fired up?

0:03.8

I'm not a crook.

0:04.6

Are you ready to go?

0:05.9

Shame on you.

0:06.6

Shame on you.

0:07.6

Ah!

0:08.6

He made one.

0:09.8

It's Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, hosted by Ben Kistle.

0:13.9

Yeah.

0:16.2

Boom, we can't get fooled again.

0:18.0

Hey, what's up everyone?

0:19.1

How you doing, Ben Kistle here?

0:20.8

Hanging out with Travis Morningstar.

0:23.0

Before we start, I just need to take, you know,

0:25.2

Trump has been recommending some medicine.

0:27.6

I need to take my daily chloroquine.

0:31.4

And what I like about chloroquine is that it cleans the algae

0:34.8

off my internal organs.

0:36.4

And it also makes me convulse and start frothing at the mouth.

0:40.0

Are you a small town community pool?

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