Hi, I'm Biz. I'm a working parent with a kid and a teen.

It's been 10 years since the show began and a lot has changed on the show and in the world.

But by elevating the voices of others, we have learned we are not alone and we are doing

a good job. This is still a show about life after giving life. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on One Bad Mother, wait, this baby is a clutch?

I thought it was an automatic. We talk baby gear with New York Times columnist Kevin Rizz,

plus Biz is in a mood. Woo! Okay, it's my first day today.

Oh, happy birthday. Yes. Today, Lefty and Minnie were choosing a frog in the yard

trying to catch it because Lefty is a great dad and I am going to finish about frogs,

so there's no way I'm catching it for it. Micro is getting over Rosieola, so we are

snuggling on a chair in the shade. You know, lovely afternoon, sweet family moment, right?

Lefty brings over his hands, comes around the frog. Yes. And I think,

oh, it's not nice. Oh no. Holding it, the micro can see. Then he trucks the frog at me.

Now, remember, I'm going to reach out by frogs. Ice cream blasts, push micro to the ground

and turn the water to the chair. He's crying. I'm crying. Lefty is mortified of holiday

thing. Who the fuck knows where? The frog has taken off. Oh, yeah.

The thing is, I wasn't even mad at Lefty. I totally understand what he was trying to do.

Trying to make me go, oh, you're so cheeky. But it seems systematic of what life has been lately.

Like, just sitting, minding my own business and someone comes and throws a frog at me.

Happy birthday to me.

Happy birthday to you. You got a frog too.

Wow, that, well, that is, that's a t-shirt just for you. You know, everything's fine.

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