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🗓️ 1 May 2020
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | We advise you to get off the streets as quickly as possible. |
0:03.4 | It'll soon be a war up there. |
0:05.0 | And we are as the people opposed to secret societies, the secret oaths. |
0:10.0 | I know for a fact, and a secret proceedings. |
0:12.3 | Weapons of mass destruction destruction I take the threat very seriously |
0:17.6 | a new world order government thanks you for your participation |
0:27.0 | you are now listening to the world famous Sofa King Podcast. Please read from sheets. |
0:31.0 | I am. So for king. Now repeat all very fast, please. I am. |
0:40.0 | So far. Faster. I am sof |
0:46.7 | no no not so fast you use this meaning I am so for king with me tard eahoo you say funny things. |
1:01.0 | All right after a short delay. Jesus. |
1:02.0 | Actually, it's been a week delay. Jesus. Actually it's been a week now I guess. It's Friday. |
1:07.0 | We're recording this lifetime. Yeah. Yeah. Oh fuck. We're approaching |
1:12.3 | the speed of light though. It didn't seem that that long to us. Right. |
1:16.0 | No. |
1:18.0 | We're happy right now. We're in good mood. It's fine. Like, yeah, jokes. |
1:22.0 | Yeah, it's fucking great. Yeah. |
1:23.5 | Laughter. Yeah. And stuff. |
1:25.9 | What? |
1:26.9 | Happy thoughts. |
1:27.0 | Funny things and not technology fucking you in the keister for 45 minutes. |
1:34.0 | Furry babies. |
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