Hi, I'm Biz. I'm a working parent with a kid and a teen.

It's been 10 years since the show began and a lot has changed on the show and in the world.

But by elevating the voices of others, we have learned we are not alone and we are doing a good job.

This is still a show about life after giving life. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on One Bad Mother, libraries, who knew? We welcome back our favorite librarian,

Gwen Glazer to remind us how great libraries are. Plus, Biz interprets lunch.

Well, hi, this is a check-in. I just wanted to call and let you know that after

three and a half almost four years, I finally did it. I left the carton of milk in the bottom of the

shopping cart and I didn't pay for it. I didn't know what I was already in the parking lot.

And I guess really what just kind of pushed me over the edge finally was having a sick toddler

with the brand new baby. For anyone who's heard an earlier podcast and thought, how can that really

happen? Just wait till you have your second kid. But yeah, so other than that,

I'm going to try to enjoy this beautiful day. I hope everyone is having a better day than this

and you're all doing a great job. Thanks. Bye. Yeah, wait till you have your second kid or your

first kid or it's just Monday. Honestly, if anybody listens to this show and at this point

says about anything shared on the show, is that a thing that really happens? Or how could that be

a thing that happens? You're not listening hard enough. Is that a thing? You're not listening hard

enough. I see you. You did it. It's like a little checkbox. You get to check off now. You're a

milk thief. You did it. You stole that milk. You put it in the bottle and you just rolled out

with it. Rolled out. Let's don't even get started on the banana thieves. I mean, my kids all ate

like a banana while getting through the store. And I was like, well, it's just a little banana.

And it's keeping my children from screaming, which is also distracting in a grocery store. So

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