And now, from the subterranean depths of the conspiracy realist's worst fever dream come to life,

it's the eighth annual fake news awards.

Bringing you the worst deuses dropped in the turd bowl of journalism over the past year.

What crimes against humanity did the mockingbird repeaters of the dinosaur media

managed to whitewash last year?

What absolute steaming crappola did the fibbing fabulous of the increasingly

laughable establishment lapdog press try to shove down your throat in 2024? Will Benjamin Netanyahu

retain his title as the most despicable liar on the face of the planet? Or will some upstart

come along to take his place? And, most important of all, what disgusting dissembler of deceptive disinformation

will walk away with the biggest dishonor of them all, the fakesest story of the Earth!

Find out in this year's Fake News Awards.

Brought to you by our corporate sponsors.

Jaguar.

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And NeurLeak.

Come on, get the chip.

Yeah, it's exactly what Klaus Schwab and the entire globalist class want to use to implement

their transhuman New World Order, but Elon Musk is that cool space guy.

And now, emerging from the depths of whatever subterranean layer he lives in the other 364 days a year,

here's our host for tonight's Agony, B.

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