Hi, I'm Biz. I'm a working parent with a kid and a teen.

It's been 10 years since the show began and a lot has changed on the show and in the world.

But by elevating the voices of others, we have learned we are not alone and we are doing

a good job. This is still a show about life after giving life. This is One Bad Mother.

This week on One Bad Mother, did that ghost just ask for Daddy Yikes?

I talked to Christine Sheeper of the podcast and that's why we drank. Plus, Biz is pooped.

This is a check-ed. So the other day, it was a typical morning. You know, I was

rushing around getting myself ready for work, getting the kids ready to go to daycare.

And I had pulled a chocolate muffin to eat on my commute for breakfast and I set another

kitchen table. And after I got the kids in the car and everything loaded up, I just

sprayed back in real quick to double check that I had gotten everything from the house.

And I went at the kitchen table and it looked like there was a piece of chocolate on the table.

So I picked it up and just as I was about to pop it into my mouth, I realized that it was not

in front of chocolate. It was guinea pig poop. Yep, I almost ate guinea pig poop.

Why was your guinea pig poop on my table? I don't know. I'm very thankful I did not eat it.

But this is a warning to everybody. Please, please, please double track to make sure that

your chocolate is actually chocolate. So everybody is doing a great job. Thanks for the show.

Okay, I really hope that this question of how did guinea pig poop get on the table stems from

you not owning a guinea pig. This is what I'm hoping. There's no like, I don't know how

our guinea pig got on the table or I don't know how our guinea pigs poop got on the table. You

just said it's guinea pig poop and I don't know how it got there. And that is like such a vision

of a world that I can relate to, right? Also, I feel like we are smack dab in the middle of writing

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