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Let's get to it.

Yeah. Sleetsker. Let's get to it. Hi, everyone. Welcome to episode 46. My guest this week is Armin from the Buttered Pop

podcast, and we are going to break down the premiere of Vanderpump

rules. After that, I'm going to give recaps of the Real Housewives of the OC and Dallas

reunions. But first, a little bit of tea. So I told you all last week that Caroline from below deck seemed to be a little bit off.

And she had alleged a lot of really crazy things that happened.

One of these crazy things was that Kate Chastain and Josiah were screaming at her to leave

and shouting things about her having a herpes outbreak and saying

disparaging comments about her mother.

Since that time, she went on an epic 20-hour Twitter tirade in which she accused Kate Chastain

of narcissistic abuse and called other crew members and even Andy Cohen

that they acted as her flying monkeys, which is a reference to the Wizard of Oz and the

wicked witch and her flying monkeys.

She insists that there is video footage to back up her claims of the things that Kate and Josiah said to her about the herpes and about her mother and that producers will not show it in an effort to protect their queen.

She said she has yet to receive an invitation to the below deck reunion, but if she gets one, she will accept it.

And really oddly, she was tagging at TV by Bravo instead of Bravo's actual Twitter handle,

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