Episode 46: Imaginary Friends Show

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2012

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Thanks to Jake from The Imaginary Friends Show Podcast. You can check out his show here, and his book here. Video: Amendment 1 pastor gives parents 'special dispensation' to use violence against LGBT kids!!! Cardinal Brady will not resign over 'abuse failure' For Catholics, a Door to Absolution Is Reopened http://harmlessmovie.com/ Religious blogs have a higher malware risk than porn, study finds Tennessee Passes Abstinence-Based “Gateway Sexual Activity” Bill Religious Beliefs Killed Boy, Kept Parents From Seeking Care Report: Fifteen Percent Of Earth’s Population Believes the World Is Coming To An End In Their Lifetime and Ten Percent Believe The Time Is Now Jesus lives: altar wine prevents goat sacrifice Check out all the links at our website: http://dissonancepod.com

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0:00.0	Do you want to get cognitive dissonance streamed to your iPhone or Blackberry?
0:04.4	If so, download Stitcher Free today at Stitcher.com.
0:08.6	So last time I had thought I was putting on the skeptics creed at the end of the show,
0:15.3	but what I really did was not put it on.
0:17.8	So instead of going back and fixing that file, I thought it'd be like one of those really
0:21.9	rare, uncut stamps that in like 10 years, it would be worth millions and millions of
0:26.9	dollars.
0:28.7	And just so the people that didn't get the skeptics creed fixed last time, they can actually
0:34.3	get their skeptics creed fixed this time from our guest who's going to be on our show Jake
0:39.7	from the imaginary friend show.
0:41.0	So I'm going to play Jake's skeptics creed right now.
0:45.3	The duality is not a virtue.
0:47.7	It's fortune cookie cutter.
0:49.8	Mummy issues, hip-nogues, Babylon bullshit.
0:53.2	Couched in scientician, double, bubble, toilet, and travel.
0:57.4	Su-di-quaza-ig alternative acupuncture-weighting, pressurized, stereo-grab, pyramidal, free-energy-healing-water-downward-spiral-brained-dead-pan-sales-pitch-light-night-info-doc-utainment.
1:13.1	Leo Pisces can secures detox reflex, foot massage, death and towers, tarot cards, psychic-healing crystal balls,
1:23.6	big foot Yeti, aliens, church mosques, and synagogues.
1:29.4	Look at the dragons, giant worms, Atlantis dolphins, troopers, burthers, witches, whizzes, and faxies, nuts,
1:38.8	shaman healers, evangelists, conspiracy-double-speaks, stigma to nonsense, exposed-you-sides,
1:47.2	you bastards, hands, bloody, evidential, conclusive.
1:52.2	I like your boobies, doubt.
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