Episode 454 - Kindergarten Cop (Live in Portland)

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 November 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang is live from majestic Portland, Oregon discussing the 1990 family comedy/hardened police drama, Kindergarten Cop! Recorded on the recent west coast tour at the beautiful Aladdin Theater, the gang wants to know just why this movie starts like a scene from To Live and Die in L.A., what was with that vomit montage, and did the film really need that domestic violence sub-sub-subplot? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura auditions for some non-existent voice over roles in the film!

Kindergarten Cop stars Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed, Linda Hunt, Richard Tyson, Carroll Baker, Cathy Moriarty, Richard Portnow, and a bunch of rotten children; directed by Ivan Reitman.

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.2	That was the only numbers.
0:52.2	Portland, what is happening?
0:55.3	Portland, what is happening?
0:59.3	How many of you were born in a story?
1:09.3	Well, maybe somewhere else like California.
1:14.3	I'm not sure.
1:18.3	Holy shit.
1:22.3	Shut up.
1:25.3	Time out.
1:28.3	There's a bit of prop comedy happening here.
1:31.3	Show the class what you brought today.
1:35.3	It's a whistle and my name is John kindergarten.
1:39.3	Oh, I see.
1:42.3	We did also bring a fair, but it didn't make it.
1:46.3	Yeah, it turns out when you pack an animal that small under the plane it just freezes.
1:51.3	You're supposed to feed them, right?
1:55.3	Yeah.
1:56.3	Oh, it's feed not freeze.
1:58.3	No, no, no.
2:00.3	My name is Andrew Jupin.
2:02.3	I'm Eric Siska.
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