Episode 440 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2019

⏱️ 116 minutes

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On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the less-than-stellar teen horror-comedy, Buffy the Vampire Slayer! How asleep at the switch was Sutherland while making this? Why couldn't we get a little more gore? And why is the fight choreography so slow? PLUS: Donald Sutherland antagonizing Joss Whedon on set is a blissful encounter we wish we could've seen!

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:06.0	On this week's program, it's shocking they let them make a television series after this.
0:12.0	It's Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I'm Andrew Jupin, Steven Sadak, Chris Gabin, Eric Siska, and we hate movies.
0:30.0	Hello everyone, welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in as always. And I guess technically welcome back. We were back next last week, but that was like, we were, we were, we were, we were in the middle of the night, and we were in the middle of the night.
0:46.0	We're always back, you know, it's like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She comes in all sorts of different eons and stuff.
0:52.0	That's right. I was a peasant girl three weeks ago. Right. And as this movie states, one of us was uncomfortably a slave.
1:00.0	Someone's an Indian princess. All right, Christie Swanson. Hey, hey, whatever just we didn't whatever the fuck ever write this screenplay. One of them was a German in the 1940s.
1:10.0	Oh, I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that. I'm not sure if you're going to be able to do that.
1:20.0	So this is the emotion picture version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer from 1992 directed by Fran Rubel Kazooie.
1:41.0	Is that an Nintendo 64 game? Yes, that is, I believe Fran Banjo Kazooie, which one?
1:47.0	Now the bear was banjo was the bear Kazooie.
1:50.0	Because banjo is a bear and a bird. No, wait a second. You're blowing my mind right now.
1:56.0	Banjo Kazooie's not his first and family name. No, no, no, no. I thought it was a little whistle.
2:01.0	You know, like you put a little thing in your mouth. It goes, it sounds like a banjo.
2:07.0	By the way, if this is your first episode, I apologize for that. And also, this is our like back to school episode.
2:13.0	There's a thing that I only care about. Yeah, nobody gives a shit.
2:16.0	Where we talk about like, you know, high school.
2:20.0	You know, this is, I mean, yeah, technically it's a film that's set in a high school.
2:25.0	But everybody hears 30 years old. Exactly. And it's by the way, it's okay to like a movie.
2:30.0	I actually really enjoy this movie still. I haven't seen it in like 20 years until we did this.
2:35.0	And I like this far more than I like that fucking show. I can, I can 100% put on.
2:41.0	Wow, I was with that foolish shit. I do with Chris here because I've never watched the show.
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