Episode 436 - We're Not Your Biological Parents

DYNAMIC BANTER! with Mike & Steve

Headgum and Dynamic Banter

Comedy, Recap, Culture, Movies, Steve Zaragoza, Commentary, Comedians, Friends, Tv & Film, Mike Falzone, Society & Culture, Dynamic Banter, Cloverfield

5 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Mike and Steve talk about running away from home when you're a kid, a missing child who was found 70 years later, and discuss what it would be like if they went missing. PLUS, YOUR History Roads!

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.0	What's up you little superstars?
0:08.0	This Saturday, it's the riff raft.
0:12.0	We've got, you know know the wildest show in town. You can come to the comedy store this Saturday 1130 1130 in the comedy store this Saturday come see me do riffraff I'm terrified
0:29.8	Now I'm for this on with this show. The Fun, Dynamic Better!
0:43.0	Dynamic Horm!
0:44.0	There'll make it goo!
0:46.0	Dynamic Better!
0:47.0	Don't forget the history road!
0:50.0	Dynamic Better!
0:52.0	Got the shut up!
0:53.0	I'm so...
0:55.0	Um, I... If I found out that like, I was missing for years...
0:59.0	You've been missing this whole time.
1:01.0	Because you...
1:02.0	You... Have you... this whole time. You because you have you been missing? Been missing? I ran away from
1:07.9	home once. I ran away from home once and I left my house and I took a right because I knew there was an unfinished
1:14.4	house down there and there was like a pair of cement steps, like front steps and I just I took a little
1:21.4	backpack and I went and I sat on the steps next to my house.
1:24.4	No way. And I ran the fuck away.
1:26.5	So you weren't that far away.
1:28.0	And I said, you guys will never fucking see me again. Kiss this ass goodbye.
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