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Action.

Action. Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening.

Wherever you are out there in the world, it's time to step out onto the high wire.

You know, I had a little difficulty sleeping last night, and normally back in the day,

I used to turn on the television and maybe get a few laughs from some late night shows. Unfortunately,

it seems like the laughs have all gone. Instead, it's a bunch of partisan rage and woke-mindedness.

And apparently that is starting to take its toll

as we see that Stephen Colbert is going to be dropped

in the waste bin of pointless television.

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