Episode 435: Dragula S5 - The Grand Finale
Alright Mary: All Things RuPaul's Drag Race
Colin Drucker & Johnny Also
4.6 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2024
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
It’s the final four floor show of the season and we’ve got a noodle wig, a self-gagging worm, sexy soap scum, raw fish, a rose reveal, and one very precarious situation with a clothing rack. Plus: the Boulets at their bat handiest, that MUSIC, and a bloody crowning we maybe saw coming in week one.
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| 0:00.0 | The the Oh wow. |
| 0:23.0 | Wow. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, my devilish devotees. |
| 0:28.0 | It's so good to see you here for the last time of the season. |
| 0:35.0 | You've been so steadfast in your commitment to witnessing the carnage alongside us so far. |
| 0:41.0 | You've cheered, you've cried, you've thrown tantrums, you've complained and threatened |
| 0:47.0 | to stop watching the show, but here you are, back for more and you'll never ever escape us. |
| 0:55.0 | This is it, the grand finale, the final countdown. |
| 1:02.0 | The last performance that will decide the ultimate winner and the grand |
| 1:06.4 | champion of the season. |
| 1:08.1 | Who will live? |
| 1:09.1 | Who will die? |
| 1:10.1 | Who will we murder and who will we crowd? |
| 1:14.0 | Will we pour a bucket of blood on the winter's head? |
| 1:16.0 | Or will we just put up a picture of them on a wall at the end? |
| 1:20.0 | There's only one way to find out my putrid parishioners. |
| 1:23.4 | Come, join us now as we witness the final battle |
| 1:27.0 | and decide who among our final champions |
| 1:29.4 | will be crowned Dragula, |
| 1:31.1 | the world's next drag, super monster. |
| 1:34.0 | One thing is for certain, for me the Boulays are so good at this job and their ability to just take issues and in a single sentence just dismiss them I think is brilliant. |
| 1:56.7 | I could not believe that they referenced the picture on the wall at the end. |
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