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I'm thinking about changing up the intro a little bit.

I read it the same way, I read it, I just say it, the same way, the same intonation every time.

I think I'd have to make some adjustments to the tone, the cadence.

Maybe we could just record it though, Tom.

And then just play it.

And then I could just put it in as a bumper.

I wouldn't fuck it up as bad if you did that.

I could be exactly the same.

I also do though too, is just have you say a few numbers, and I'll be like, this is 4, 3, 7,

I could just do it that way too.

That would actually be really funny, because I was thinking like, 7, it's exactly where 7 is 3.

It's exactly where 7 is 3.

Bautically identical.

Every single time.

Right.

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