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Well, you've not seen some of the dongeronies I've seen.

Just kidding.

Oh.

Anyway.

Not thinking of all the dongeronis that you've seen that I haven't seen.

And other than the three that makes sense uh anyway let's uh hey hey people

are worried they're concerned they said did real die because the last time we heard from him

he seemed down and then no episodes for several weeks.

And so people are concerned that either you died or that I killed you.

Oh, I could have gone to rehab.

That could have been one of the things.

I think that's probably in their mind too.

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