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Recording live from Glor Hill Studios in Chicago, this is Cognitive Dissonance.

Every episode we blast anyone who gets in our way, we bring critical thinking skepticism and irreverence.

To any topic that makes the news, makes it big or makes us mad.

It's skeptical, it's political, and there is no welcome at this episode, 434.

And we are broadcasting live from the eye of Hurricane Florence, give it up for Hurricane Florence, visible from outer space.

If you want to see the whole thing.

You can see it like from Saturn.

Did you see some of the slick graphics, the weather channel?

I was going to bring that up.

There is this graphic, which I gave everybody a six, 130,000 comments.

Slick graphics.

That really show how wet Caroline is going to get the storm surge.

And just the giant hole you can leave in the storm.

The amount of pounding that the Carolina is they're going to take is fucking epic.

I'm just saying this is one of those hurricanes with a brown eye.

It's just.

I don't know if that's an epic pounding.

There's a lot of.

Oh, let's just stop.

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