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Hello, Tom and Cecil. I just wanted to make a comment about episode 429. I noticed that

it's deeply ironic that you talk about an article by Liz Croken. He talked about human

trafficking rings and how Hillary Clinton is raping children. And yet there's an actual

story about a real child sex ring that's been on earth that she doesn't seem to mention.

The Larry Holman of fuckers?

Hey Tom and Cecil. This is Brian from East Bumfuh Pennsylvania. I just finished listening

to your last episode and you're talking about the guy named Dick Klaus. Well, I got a better

one for you. At college I was writing some bullshit literary criticism papers. Fuckin miserable.

And I came across a guy editor of a book that sweared a god. His name was Knew, Knew,

Dick.

That really just made my life so much better at that moment. Glory to Holman of fuckers.

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Cecil, I am a little worried about this episode. I'm not going to lie to you, buddy. I'm

not sure it was such a slow news week. What the fuck we're going to talk about?

And I much to say there, you know, it happens sometimes where you're looking through the news.

You're like, I want to see what's going on. Is there any beginning for the show? Is there

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