Episode 426: Commando Badge

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Stories from the Week 'Atheist PM' to blame for deadly fires, says Greek bishop | News | ekathimerini.com Utah man is accused of stabbing to death his 10-month-old son | Daily Mail Online UPDATE: White House Fixes Omission in Trump/Putin Transcript | Law & Crime The latest Trump scandal would have destroyed any other president | Jonathan Freedland | Opinion | The Guardian Rick Wiles: We're 72 Hours Away From A Coup During Which Trump Will Be Decapitated On The White House Lawn | Right Wing Watch Infowars: Deep State Trump Assassins Will Use 'Internet Kill Switch' In Cover-up | Right Wing Watch Jim Bakker: A Packet Of My Coffee Will Get You A New Car When The End Times Come | Right Wing Watch Citation Needed Live Tickets

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0:11.7	Hey guys, about the whole having your dick split into it was profiled in a book called
0:23.1	Modern Primitives put out by an organization called Research, the author of the book
0:31.2	used the pseudonym Vicki Val with a not mistaken.
0:34.9	Anyway, the photograph which showed somebody who had their dick split, the caption to that
0:44.9	photograph, always stuck in my mind because it said the decision to have my penis split
0:52.6	in half with a deeply personal one.
0:56.0	Who the fuck is going to put it to a vote to have their dick split down the middle?
1:03.6	And if you know my new business before the internet before, so you couldn't easily put out
1:08.6	a big poll, but seriously, I mean who the fuck is going to tell people, hey, I have this
1:16.9	idea about having my dick split down the middle, what do you think?
1:21.5	Fuckin nobody mad, not even Eli would do shit like that.
1:27.1	Hi guys, this is Danny and I'm calling for Indiana, I'm born and raised here.
1:32.8	You know, I'm really tired of seeing a shit all over my whole state, it really breaks my
1:39.2	heart.
1:40.2	It's so fucking true.
1:42.2	Please save me.
1:43.5	Bye.
1:44.5	Bye.
1:54.7	Be advised that this show is not for children, the faint of heart or the easily offended.
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