Episode 42: Sex, Drugs and Mr Tumble with Bryony Gordon

The Scummy Mummies Podcast

Ellie Gibson and Helen Thorn

Kids & Family, Self-improvement, Parenting, Education

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2015

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

**ADULTS ONLY!** What's the number one thing new mums should know? How do you write a best-selling book? Who is more sweary, Annabel Karmel or Cheryl Fernandez-Versini?

This episode reveals answers to all these questions and much, much more. Our guest is the fabulous Bryony Gordon, Telegraph columnist and author of The Wrong Knickers - A Decade of Chaos. We cover some pretty grown-up subjects, from illegal highs and racy underwear to who is fitter out of Bloom or Tumble, so it's not one to listen to with the kids around.

Bryony's brilliant book is out now. You can find her One Fat Mother channel over on YouTube and follow her on Twitter - @bryony_gordon.

We're on Twitter too (@scummymummies) and Facebook. Please send your confessions to [email protected].

If you'd like to see us live, we're appearing at the Ivy House, Nunhead on Thursday 7 May. It's an Election Cabaret Night so instead of the usual t*t jokes, you can expect cutting-edge political satire! I.e. Lots of jokes about Nigel Farage being a t*t. Early bird price is £8.50 so get your tickets now from We Got Tickets.

Thank you for listening!

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0:22.3	Hello there this episode is brought to you by the Pokemon Trading Card game
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0:35.0	Oh mate, anything that gets the kids off the screens for a bit, hey?
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1:00.4	got to catch them all you talking about you talking about Pokemon or men on tender?
1:03.6	Shh!
1:04.6	Hmm.
1:05.6	This is the Scummy mommy's podcast.
1:17.0	I'm Ini Gibson and I'm Helen Thorne
1:22.0	and we're joined today by briny gordon hello bryony
1:25.0	Hello and you're not our only special guest are you briny no I brought my daughter with me
1:30.0	hello edi she's 38i, she's 38. No, she's... She's how old is Edi?
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