Episode 42 - Paul Danke

Entry Level with Brooks Wheelan

All Things Comedy

Business, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Paul Danke (great stand up, great dad, great friend) is on to go through the checklist of Americana jobs. Paperboy, McDonalds, Dominoes, Tire Service guy, Bridezilla's producer, he's done em all! Listen to for some inside tips on what you can order at McDonalds and also to find out what it felt like to be "there" in the tire world when 20 inch rims took over. Check out Paul: https://www.pauldankecomedy.com/ See Brooks live: Brookswheelan.com GET THE MUG: https://www.etsy.com/shop/entrylevelstore

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0:00.0	Ooh, yeah, listen up.
0:05.0	Yeah, I can see you new to this.
0:09.0	You ain't got no job.
0:12.0	You ain't got no experience. You ain't got no
0:15.0	experience. You're entry level.
0:19.0	You ain't got no qualifications baby your entry level
0:27.0	your entry level your entry level baby
0:33.7	baby oh yeah
0:41.1	all right welcome to this week's entry level oh yeah all right welcome to this week's episode of entry level.
0:43.6	Michael, how are you?
0:44.5	I'm doing great.
0:45.2	I just went for a hike brook's and I feel good about myself.
0:47.3	That's good.
0:48.3	That's good news. We're eating grapes for being healthy boys.
0:50.3	Mm-hmm.
0:50.8	Oh, you know what I start doing today, talk about boys, is I call, I retweet Alt-Right guys on
0:58.0	Twitter.
0:59.0	And then I just go, you a little bitch boy.
1:02.0	And these guys get so mad.
1:05.0	That's so great.
1:07.0	Yeah, I just see me on Twitter, I'll just retweet somebody being like,
1:10.0	it's the law to separate a family.
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