Episode 410 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (CLIP)

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2019

⏱️ 6 minutes

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On this month's patrons-only bonus episode, the gang is chatting about the dull-as-dirt video game adaptation, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider! What's with all the lame—WHOOPS! This episode is for subscribers only! If you are a subscriber, feel free to delete this instantly! But if you haven't subscribed yet, give this clip a listen to see what you're missin'! Then head on over to our Patreon page and subscribe today!

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0:00.0	And then there's like a loud crashing sound and it's supposed to like kind of seem like
0:20.6	there's a like a gunshot going off and I thought that this dude was assassinated.
0:26.8	But then the joke is she just lets something go into microwave too long and it exploded.
0:32.5	Okay.
0:33.5	Why do that?
0:34.5	Also shoot that guy in the head.
0:35.5	I think that's that italicized comedy again.
0:38.1	I don't know.
0:39.1	Dude, I fucking hate cinematic italicized comedy.
0:42.4	She has a butler in 80 bedroom.
0:45.1	Why are you eating a fucking like TV dinner?
0:47.9	You're just to appeal to the fans in the video.
0:50.9	The plebes that's what it is.
0:52.4	It's like, hey fat body watching this movie.
0:54.5	I know you're microwaving a burrito.
0:56.2	Look, Lara Croft is doing it too.
0:57.7	By the way, I have to bring something up.
0:59.1	Oh please.
1:00.1	Oh, she's just cabin serious points.
1:01.7	Can we hold hands for a sec?
1:03.3	The butler is named Hillary.
1:05.1	Yeah.
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