Episode 407 - The Island
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2019
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode, the gang is chatting about the 2005 Michael Bay clone-related blockbuster, The Island! What's with this sarcastic lunch lady character? Why did that security guy murder Steve Buscemi's character instead of interrogate him? And what's with all that clone murder? PLUS: Appearing all weekend at Golden Corral, the brilliant comedy stylings of puppet-wielding, joke-telling sensation, Randy Blaaaa-Blaaaaare!
The Island stars Ewan McGregor, Scarlett Johansson, Djimon Hounsou, Sean Bean, Steve Buscemi, and Michael Clarke Duncan; directed by Michael Bay.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast |
| 0:05.7 | This week on the program man, I wish I had one of those white jumpsuits. It's the island |
| 0:10.6 | I'm Andrew Jupin. Oh shit |
| 0:12.9 | What the fuck I had a good joke and I was like oh, I'm gonna be Steven Sinek Alpha 17 |
| 0:17.6 | And then I was like oh, let me just shut the fuck up over Andrew Jupin that guy could just wait for this great joke |
| 0:23.0 | Why were you announcing that you were gonna have a joke? |
| 0:26.6 | Everyone to know all right, see if you're ready. We're gonna do it again. Okay, we're gonna do it again |
| 0:30.6 | You ready? |
| 0:32.6 | This week on the program boy, I wish I had one of those white jumpsuits. It's the island |
| 0:36.9 | I'm Andrew Jupin Steven Sinek Alpha 17 Wow, totally worth the wait. Welcome back Chris cabin |
| 0:44.5 | Echo Siska and we hate movies |
| 0:55.6 | Oh |
| 1:19.2 | Hello everyone welcome to we hate movies. Thank you for tuning in as always like I said up top. That's right |
| 1:25.1 | It's the island from the pretty shitty year of 2005 a directed by Michael Bay who makes some pretty shitty movies |
| 1:33.3 | Terrible year. I think this was the same year as Ravange of the Sith. That's right. Hey Poppy |
| 1:39.1 | This is the first year of my second term |
| 1:41.8 | That's great boy. I just don't fuck it up now. I beat that Frankenstein fuck |
| 1:48.1 | You think he's still doing that now like in an empty house. Yeah |
| 1:54.8 | Hey, Poppy boy, I'm sure getting tired of hearing all those crickets |
| 2:06.4 | Win through a country house dude |
| 2:09.2 | What if you and I came to a different understanding? |
| 2:14.5 | I propose nothing I'm fat dick chaining |
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