Episode 403 - Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2019
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode, the gang brings their (Some of) The Worst of 2018 series to a close with a chat about the almost totally incomprehensible Wizarding sequel, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald! In a world where shape-shifting is as easy as sneezing, why couldn't they just re-cast Johnny Depp? How on earth was that ghost dragon fight the climax of the film? And what exactly is an illuminated pervert? PLUS: The guys mix-up about six different movies about three-ways!
Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald stars Eddie Redmayne, Katherine Waterston, Zoë Kravitz, Callum Turner, Ezra Miller, Jude Law, Dan Fogler, Alison Sudol, Claudia Kim, Carmen Ejogo, and Johnny Depp; directed by David Yates.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | This week on the program, where can you find Fantastic Beasts? |
| 0:09.2 | Well, bend over and we'll show you. |
| 0:11.0 | It's Fantastic Beasts, crimes of Grindelwald, I'm Andrew Jupin. |
| 0:15.0 | Steven C. Dackelmick, I'm black and vlyrican. |
| 0:18.6 | Chris Cabander. |
| 0:20.0 | And I'm Eric Siska. |
| 0:22.6 | There's one of those that worked. |
| 0:24.1 | And it wasn't even the last one. |
| 0:25.6 | I don't even know what were those things. |
| 0:27.8 | Well, no, just all the names, whatever. |
| 0:29.7 | Shall I go into it? |
| 0:31.7 | I see. |
| 0:32.5 | Steven aimed a fucking bokeh model. |
| 0:35.6 | And we hate movies. |
| 0:57.8 | Hello, everyone. |
| 1:09.9 | Welcome to We Hate Movies. |
| 1:11.2 | Thank you for tuning in. |
| 1:12.8 | As always, if you're new to the program, this is a show where we make fun of movies |
| 1:16.3 | bad, worse, and other. |
| 1:19.1 | This week we're continuing and closing out. |
| 1:21.7 | Yes. |
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