Episode 401 - Life Itself
We Hate Movies
WHM Entertainment
4.7 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2019
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Summary
On this week's episode, the gang rots their brains attempting to wrap them around the ridiculous grief porn melodrama, Life Itself! What years are these stupid timelines taking place in? What's with that Dylan cover? And why in the WORLD did we have to sit through Olive Oil: The Motion Picture?! PLUS: Peter Venkman's Mouse Trap-esque suicide plan!
Life Itself stars Oscar Isaac, Olivia Wilde, Annette Bening, Mandy Patinkin, Jean Smart, Olivia Cooke, Sergio Peris-Mencheta, Antonio Banderas, Laia Costa, Àlex Monner, and, somehow, Samuel L. Jackson; directed by Dan Fogelman.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgun podcast. |
| 0:06.0 | This week on We Hate Movies, I don't even know what this is, but it calls itself |
| 0:10.0 | Life itself. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm Andrew Jupin, Steven Sadak, Chris Kavin, Eric itself, and We Hate Movies. |
| 0:31.0 | Hello, everyone. Welcome to We Hate Movies. Thank you for tuning in, as always. Like I said, |
| 0:54.0 | I'm going to talk about this. I guess technically a film called Life itself from the year 2018, |
| 0:59.0 | directed, of course, by the grand master of screenwriting and storytelling, Dan Fogelman. |
| 1:06.0 | But you're narrating this. So I don't know if I could trust you, Andrew. |
| 1:12.0 | I don't know if you can tell me if Dan Fogelman, oh, wait, Kavin, I got it. |
| 1:17.0 | We can crack the code right now because as it turns out, the only reliable narrator is Life itself. |
| 1:25.0 | Who in itself is unreliable? |
| 1:28.0 | Oh my God. So blow your fucking mind right now. |
| 1:32.0 | I wanted to fucking blow my brains out. Like Oscar Isaac. |
| 1:35.0 | I was so excited. I wanted to take that fucking one-way ticket out of here too. |
| 1:40.0 | Just to fucking Smith and Wes and Sandwich. |
| 1:43.0 | You know what? Not for nothing, Oscar Isaac. What are you having against a net banning? |
| 1:46.0 | Like you know what? Do that at home. Take that shit at home or at least give it back to that fucking snooty barista from the beginning of the film. |
| 1:54.0 | Go back there. Oh, my God. |
| 1:57.0 | I'll make it with two else, Kerblamo. |
| 1:59.0 | Right. Yeah. Go in there and be like, I would an espresso shot. |
| 2:03.0 | Oh, you need an extra shot. That's what you say. I need an extra shot with this. Oh, you can't put one in here. |
| 2:09.0 | I'll do it myself. |
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