Episode 401: JFK / Lee Harvey Oswald Part II - The Grease Boy

Last Podcast On The Left

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True Crime, Comedy, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 22 February 2020

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

On the second part of our series on the JFK assassination, we cover Lee Harvey Oswald's further adventures on the road to November 22nd, including his mysterious times in New Orleans, his increasing erratic nature, and his many run-ins with the Cubans.

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up everyone? How you doing Ben Kissel here letting you know I will be screening my documentary, Hail Yourself America, all about my run for Brooklyn Burrow President in March. I am so excited to see you all.
0:13.2	March 9th, I'll be in Syracuse at the Funnybone. March 10th, I'll be in Albany at the Funnybone. March 11th, I will be in Manchester at the Funnybone. March 15th in Orlando at the Improv Orlando.
0:27.2	March 22nd in Columbus, Ohio at the Funnybone and March 29th. You guessed it, at the Funnybone in Kansas City. So I am very excited to see you all there.
0:39.2	Just search the internet, you'll be able to find tickets and we shall hang out. Okay everyone, Hail Yourself's! Enjoy this episode.
0:47.2	There's no place to escape to, this is the last talk.
0:51.2	On the left, that's when the cannonball is started. What was that?
1:03.2	JFK, such an important story and history and also reflects upon one of the most incredible history lessons that the world has ever been providing.
1:13.2	We didn't stop. Oh! Turtles been turned, it's pearls been turned. JFK, blown away, whittles to what you have to say.
1:23.2	That's it. Technically though, Billy Joel, he had a lot more to say after he said JFK blown away. That's technically when the story begins.
1:33.2	JFK, blown away. What else have I got to say? That's the angriest Billy Joel has ever gotten.
1:39.2	We never know what's going to happen. Hey, what's up everyone? Welcome to the last podcast of the left, I am Ben, staring at Marcus Park's face. Hello.
1:47.2	Hello, and then of course we have Hollywood Henry Zabrowski out there who is bringing us the classic hit, putting it back in your brain.
1:55.2	We did not ignite it but we tried to fight it. I think he says they did ignite it. No, they didn't start the fire.
2:01.2	No, no, no, no, no, no. I swear to God. I swear to God. Since the world's been turning, we didn't ignite it. It's like he doesn't swear it. He just swears to do.
2:09.2	I swear to God they say we did ignite it but we tried to fight it.
2:13.2	No, you fucking, oh my God. You don't have towels in your home. I do have towels now. I do have towels now.
2:19.2	You no longer have an opinion that remotely matters. Nothing matters anymore. It all matters.
2:24.2	But yeah, JFK pulling away. What else have I got to say? Cut to eight hours of podcast. About just that.
2:33.2	Thank you, Billy Joel, for the tee up. He is the best piano man of all time.
2:39.2	You see what his, you see what those fingers do to a piano can even imagine when it's like all over your body.
2:45.2	I can imagine just channeling your mother.
2:48.2	Oh my Billy Joel. Crispy fingers. Billy Joel. He hold crispy paw. Okay, everyone. We are out to part two of JFK.
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