Episode 4

Capital

An improvised comedy about executing an execution.

Comedy

4.8 • 653 Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2017

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Meet the civil servants dealing with the fallout of a referendum that brings back capital punishment with a 51% majority. This week, the team go to America. Featuring guest stars Harry Enfield and Alastair Roberts.

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0:00.0	voted to bring back the death penalty
0:03.2	Not in my name!
0:05.4	No more, no more.
0:12.0	The newspapers are really giving us a rough time, rough ride.
0:16.1	Four turnips and a leak.
0:17.9	Noose lips, sink ships, hanged out to dry. Leaks from capital punishment department
0:22.9	exposed stunning incompetence at heart of government, semi-colon civil service jobs in peril after
0:27.9	continued dissemination of confidential information. That last one's The Guardian. Well, I say, screw the British
0:32.7	press. Thank God we're going to America. 50 states, a little bit more room for nuance, I think.
0:37.4	Oh, finally I can take my seat blood off. God, that was way too tight.
0:40.3	You know you can loosen it, Adam.
0:42.3	Well, show me out. Just like that.
0:44.3	That's the most impressive thing I've ever seen you do.
0:45.3	Liam, can you move up a bit?
0:47.3	Well, there's not enough room for the curry and the beers on this too.
0:50.3	Okay, it's just quite pung. You know they do food on the plane, Liam? There's a rubble bit of food on the plane.
0:55.4	You never seen stand-up comedy.
0:57.0	It's the worst food in the world.
0:58.4	I don't understand why.
0:59.1	You can get a nice wether spoons curry in the airport,
1:01.4	nice prawn curry, pour it in a boots bag.
1:04.1	Bring it on the plane with you a couple of beers.
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