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Music that should in no way be misconstrued as professional advice. Okay, welcome back, everyone.

I'm Mr. Jones.

And I'm Mrs. Jones.

And we'd like to welcome you back to episode number four of The We Got a Thing podcast.

So we're going to invite you to spend the next hour or so with us as we share our adventures in the swinging lifestyle and discuss topics centered around sex positive open-minded relationships yeah and as you can tell mrs jones has been you've lost your voice about for about 10 days yes i lost my voice on new year's eve and it's not because i was like screaming or being wild and crazy there's just you were but well i was but yeah there's been some

sort of a bug going around and it's been one of those bugs where you're not flat on your back sick but

yeah i lost my voice and it has been so frustrating so I apologize in advance for all the gravel.

This is the best I got right now.

I think you sound like Kathleen Turner.

Oh, good, good, good, because I know you got a thing for her.

Yeah, the whole Jessica Rabbit.

Yeah.

So anyway, we knew this was going to happen.

So let's just start right off and say when we decided to get into the lifestyle,

we were pretty intentional about staying away from home and engaging with people on vacation

and outside of our state and local area because we had a concern that we would run into somebody we know

because we've been in this community for a long time in this area for a long time.

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