Episode 399- Orphan: First Kill (2022)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 10 October 2022
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode here in the heart of spooky season, we're discussing the brand new prequel to a film we reviewed just a few weeks ago: it's the 2022 film "Orphan: First Kill" and hoo boy, were we flummoxed! Special topics for your consideration include: a surprising celebrity sibling, being super ready to hate a movie knowing absolutely nothing about it, an in-depth analysis of fencing by two people who, again, know absolutely nothing about it, and a phone call from a kind listener who sheds more light on the real orphan story that has unfolded over the last few weeks, so please stick around to hear that.
Did you miss our conversation about "Orphan" recently? It was Episode 395. I know Julia Stiles has been in a handful of horror movies but we haven't done any others. She did star in a remake of "The Omen" and we covered the original, so maybe go listen to that? It's Episode 77 and I know it's a stretch, sorry.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh my fucking God. |
| 0:17.5 | What the fuck? |
| 0:20.4 | Did I expect to see one Julia Stiles in this film? |
| 0:24.9 | I did not. |
| 0:26.4 | Did I remember that she was still alive? |
| 0:28.9 | I did not. |
| 0:30.1 | God, I liked her when she was a teen, though. |
| 0:31.8 | I thought she was cool. |
| 0:33.0 | Did I briefly think she was Leanne Rimes when she first appeared on the screen? |
| 0:37.2 | Did have I thought of Leanne Rhymes in the last 20 years? |
| 0:43.0 | Yeah, what happened to that bitch? |
| 0:45.0 | She's probably still out there making music. |
| 0:46.5 | Oh, I'm sure. |
| 0:47.0 | She's probably like an all-time country music award winner. |
| 0:51.6 | Can we think of Leanne Rhymes would happen to that B-T shirt? |
| 0:54.9 | No, that's mean. |
| 0:57.5 | Katie, what the fuck are we talking about? |
| 0:59.8 | We're talking about the 2022 prequel orphan first blood. |
| 1:04.7 | I'm sorry about all that swearing. |
| 1:06.2 | I'll bleep out some of those swear words I just yelled. |
| 1:09.1 | Orphan first kill. |
| 1:10.0 | First kill. |
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