Episode 398 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (CLIP)

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

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On the first patrons-only bonus episode of 2019, the gang is chatting about the absolutely dino-sastrous sequel, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom! What's with all the overcompensating shots of—OOPS! This episode is for patrons-only! To download the full show, head on over to our Patreon page and sign up today!

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0:00.0	I will admit that Chris Pratt is a snack, but Sam Neal is a meal.
0:15.8	Oh yeah dude.
0:16.8	Sam Neal, you need a fucking doggy bag for that whole plate.
0:20.0	It's better for you too.
0:23.0	It's more healthy.
0:24.0	That's for more plant-based.
0:26.6	Also hilariously when Grownwell takes his last breath in this movie, that fucking septore
0:31.9	is seen falling in slow motion to the ground as the amber shatters.
0:37.2	I was like, man, 25 years ago, I thought that was the coolest prop of all time, and now
0:41.1	I'm just laughing at it.
0:42.1	Wouldn't it be trippy if the fucking mosquito started flying around the house?
0:45.4	Oh yeah, oh and then it bites rafesball and he turns into Jeff Goldblum in the fly.
0:49.4	Yeah.
0:50.4	It would be like the citizencane when the thing says it grows, but...
0:56.7	Dinosaur.
0:57.7	Just in dinosaur.
0:58.7	Now it just goes Kurt Russell, dude.
1:02.9	Oh nice, like Walt Disney.
1:04.7	Yeah, dude, his last words.
1:06.7	Yeah, well his last words are Kurt Russell.
1:08.5	He wrote Kurt Russell on a piece of paper and died.
1:10.8	Wow, and no one knows why.
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