Episode 396: Reverse Nazi

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2018

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

We Regret to Inform You That Donald Trump's 'Gorilla Channel' Is Totally Fake Mascoutah priest charged with 16 counts of child pornography, possession of meth Oprah's long history with junk science TRUMP IMPEACHMENT MUST BE PREVENTED THROUGH DAY OF FASTING AND PRAYER, EVANGELIST SAYS Linda Harvey: We Must 'Re-Horrify People About The Sin Of Homosexuality' Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to squirt coffee up your asshole using this $135 glass jar DONALD TRUMP'S SPIRITUAL ADVISER PAULA WHITE SUGGESTS PEOPLE SEND HER THEIR JANUARY SALARY OR FACE CONSEQUENCES FROM GOD Ken Blackwell Says Dissolved Voter Fraud Commission Will Maintain White House Access Dave Daubenmire: 'Oprah For President' Talk Is Preparing America For White Genocide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Bp_MFgTuM

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, You Fucking Rock.
0:05.6	Hey, C. Swansam.
0:07.6	I'm about to bring a movie about aliens and how they connect to the evolution problem and
0:16.0	what the Bible has to say about aliens.
0:17.8	And I just thought you guys should know that that exists.
0:20.8	I'll take notes.
0:22.2	Glory over to fuckers.
0:24.2	Hi guys, this is Noah.
0:26.6	I just figured that I'd wish these will have a happy birthday because I just thought about
0:30.6	it just now and well, I can't be off night more than six months.
0:33.6	So, well, glory whole motherfuckers.
0:36.6	Later.
0:37.6	Hey, C. Swansam.
0:39.6	This is a guy who went and saw that alien movie just got back or out of the theater front.
0:46.6	And it was bat shit fucking crazy.
0:50.6	Evolution is to blame for why people think aliens exist and they're actually demons and
0:59.6	Mormonism was because of demon-visited Joseph Smith and woman got tormented by demons
1:05.9	because she played with a Ouija blood.
1:08.4	And that, I mean, that's the highlight.
1:10.5	It was bonkers.
1:12.0	So alien inclusion is what it's called.
1:16.6	Is this super?
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