Episode 395- Orphan (2009)
Werewolf Ambulance: A Horror Movie Comedy Podcast
Werewolf Ambulance
4.7 • 635 Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
In this week's episode, we're continuing our not-so-great parents rock block (I assure you, this was an accident and will not continue) with the 2009 film "The Orphan." Special topics for your consideration include: sad lady tropes, confusing adoption procedures (and attitudes, sheesh!), having your plot hinge on a child overhearing literally every conversation, generalized bad parenting, and a twist that would make our boy M. Night cringe.
Enjoy watching children behave badly? You may like Episode 59- "Children of the Corn," Episode 77- "The Omen," Episode 177- "The Brood," Episode 216- "The Devil Within Her," Episode 272- "Village of the Damned" and for everyone's sake, Episodes 376 & 378- "It's Alive!" and "It's Alive 3: Island of the Alive" respectively.
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| 0:00.0 | Ugh. |
| 0:12.1 | Alan. |
| 0:16.4 | You want to tell them about what you texted me today, your realization? |
| 0:20.8 | What was my realization? |
| 0:22.1 | About what this month is turning out to be so far? |
| 0:24.7 | This month, I believe I called it, upsetting parents, rock block. |
| 0:29.4 | I shall not let this go on the entire month of September. |
| 0:33.0 | I shan't. |
| 0:33.9 | I was like, oh, maybe we could do stepdad? |
| 0:35.6 | No. |
| 0:36.4 | I'm not doing an upsetting parents month. |
| 0:39.0 | I can't do it. |
| 0:39.8 | I just can't do it. |
| 0:42.8 | At least these parents are just neglectful. |
| 0:45.8 | I do not know what they are. |
| 0:48.1 | I do not know. |
| 0:49.4 | Also, do I like Peter Sarsgaard? |
| 0:51.4 | I don't know. |
| 0:52.2 | Yeah, he's not a Scarsguard. |
| 0:53.8 | No, he's a Sars guard. He's a Sarsguard? I don't know. Yeah, he's not a Scarsguard. No, he's a Sars guard. Yeah, |
| 0:55.8 | but I did for a long time think he was a Scars guard. Yeah, yeah. It turns out I really like |
| 1:01.2 | Vera Farmeisha. Do you know? When she's not with, what's his face? Patrick Wilson. Yeah. When she |
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