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Hey guys, a little extra note on the Donald Trump swearing his speech controversy.

I have one of those dental plates that was mentioned at the end of the elective episode.

And I can tell you that if it comes loose, you do sort of hold it in with your teeth.

You just bite down on it to hold it in place.

Listen closely to the way he's talking.

If someone shows you if you're swording, you just lift first, you just close,

you're on your talk then.

And that's exactly what it sounds like.

The stressing to inhale, get oxygen in the lungs, so you can just skew out more hot air.

That's the sound that it makes when you're holding it in place and you're breathing in through your mouth.

Because you're not going to breathe in through your nose while you're speaking,

especially if you're a fat public speaker like he is.

Glory to homo, motherfuckers.

Hey guys, this is Marty from up in the Gory White North of Northern Minnesota,

where it is currently 28 degrees below zero.

You asked for suggestions of the worst Christmas days ever had.

Up here we have something called ludifous, which is caught,

rinsed, soaked in light, and then rinsed again, and then buried,

and then eaten.

It has a consistency of frozen Vaseline, but there'd be something you'd be into.

At least it's better than eggnog.

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