Episode 392: Build a New Cons..tituen...sit

Cognitive Dissonance

Tom Curry

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2017

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Amazon pulls infant circumcision training kits over child safety fears It's time Pakistan banned the two-finger test for decoding consent in rape trials Jim Bakker: I Can't Even Preach The Gospel Because Those Who Hate God 'Want To Kill Me' Teacher at Christian school arrested after being caught in bed with teen student: police Lawsuit claims megachurch in Ohio swindled elderly woman Nottingham radio station's non-Muslim doctor advice breached rules Atheists do not know how to breathe properly: Turkish therapist Self-described Christian 'prophet' predicts Trump will cure cancer and Alzheimer's during his second term Alex Jones: The New Star Wars Film Is 'State-Sponsored' Propaganda Tim Minchin Xmas Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q Fleshlight on a muffler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=isjQgTuUnwU

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0:00.0	This episode of Cognitive Dissonance is brought to you by our patrons, You Fucking Rock.
0:05.6	For your whole gentleman, in your discussion about Alex Jones wanting to buy a sex doll
0:14.3	in Burnett, my mind instantly wandered to, how would you like to be the person working
0:21.1	customer service in the Warren P department of the sex doll company?
0:26.8	Alright, yeah, my mind's sex doll is failed.
0:30.4	But what were you doing at the time?
0:32.2	Oh god, no, I don't, I don't want enough, no, I fell, I don't, no, no, I don't, I don't,
0:36.8	oh, thank you.
0:39.3	I can't get that out of my head now.
0:42.4	Gloria, oh.
0:44.4	Hey Cecil, and to some extent Tom, this is Kevin McLeod, the guy that makes all the music.
0:49.1	I just wanted to thank you for the super shout out that you did in last week's episode.
0:54.1	But I guess I can say goodbye to all that sweet Christian money now that I've been getting from
1:02.3	people.
1:03.6	Ah, fuck it.
1:04.8	Glory hole.
1:06.6	Yo, it's Tom and Cecil.
1:08.1	You got to be talking about a band, you were a great listening, you'd be hard to get a
1:11.8	tattoo, I got two different for you.
1:14.0	Top of the road, you can look at this, get.
1:16.1	It's fucking a time there where we still call.
1:18.4	Julia Eggnot, this Christmas guy's Gloria.
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